We wish we could explain what in the hayell happened to Lil Kim’s face, but we can’t. We can only assume that she’s going for the female Michael Jackson look, paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for enough surgery to make herself look like a robot. We thought that the old Kim was beautiful, but perhaps she didn’t agree. Someone has apparently told her that in order to make it as a celebrity, you’ve got to get your entire face reconstructed and wear two stitches of clothing. We hope this picture isn’t real, because we-are-disturbed.