Maybe mental health professionals need to be called for this one. A man was arrested for the fourth time in two years for having s*x with a teddy bear. He was masturbating while holding the bear and “getting busy” with a stuffed animal in the process. Chris Marshall was cited for disorderly conduct and was ironically spotted by employees of the Elm Street Health Clinic at the time of his arrest.
The first time Marshall was arrested for his little crime was in February 2010 when he confessed to ”engaging in masturbation with a teddy bear in a men’s bathroom,” according to court records.
Just nine months later, his romance with the teddy bear was spotted again by police and cited as an “on-going problem.”
So far, Marshall has served short jail sentences and paid fines, but maybe he needs a little psychiatric help.